Sixtieth Anniversary Specials, Episode 2.
First broadcast on Saturday 2 December 2023.
Episode 2 · Monday 4 December 2023.
This week, we’re all wandering around a spaceship trying to have meaningful conversations about our friendships while simultaneously being horrified by how big and old we all are.
Hello, dear listener, and welcome back to the 2nd great andbountiful Human Empire, the only Doctor Who flash cast with teethand hands by stable diffusion.I'm Nathan.I'm Todd.I'm Peter.I'm Simon.And they had the premiere without me.Thank you, Neres.And I'm Brendan.All right, so we have just watched, well, maybe a few hours agohave just watched Wild Blue yonder, the 2nd of the 60thanniversary specials, and let's start by asking the question.What did we think of the pre-credits teaser?And predictably, I'm going to start with you, Simon.Why?Because we'll start from the bottom and work up.Look, I mean, I mean, obviously the pre-credit sequence is settingsomething up, I assume, for next week's episode with Maavity, butlook, I mean, it's light and fluffy.I was a bit, I mean, I really like this episode and I really thinkit demonstrates what the show can be and what Russell andeverybody else is capable of doing.It's just the fact that that 1st 5 or 10 minutes or 8 minutes orwhatever it is.It's just, it sets me down the wrong path and took me a while torecover from that.So, look, it's a bit of fluff and it's just loud and peopleshouting at each other in the sequence in the tree.But look, whatever.I just have to accept that I have to put up with these things toget to the good bits.I have to say that I was sort of painfully aware that Sir IsaacNewton didn't invent the word gravity at all, and it's just theLatin word for heaviness. anyway.It's a me problem.Todd.I thought it was a lot of fun.I did think the CGI out of the TARDIS was a bit crap.But, um, you know, I like the fact that you think that it's goingto be a light and fluffy thing that we're going for and theneverything just begins to slowly turn into something else.So I actually like that misdirection.Peter?That 1st sequence reminded me a little bit of modern day Simpsonswhere they kind of have a skit all to themselves for the 1st 2 or3 minutes and then get onto the proper story.So I did enjoy that.I thought it was actually quite fun.It is unlike the story that follows it, but I quite liked that 90degree turn.Also, Simon, didn't we go to university with someone calledMavity?We did indeed.I think it's just going to be a part of episode 3 really, isn'tit?The teaser is actually part of episode three.And we get Mavity seeded through the episode.The doctor remembers both words, but Donna only recognises the newone.And we almost immediately say, Sir Isaac Newton's hot.And so something has happened to the timeline. to turn the nerdyand weedy and sickly Sir Isaac Newton into what we saw, thehottest man in It's a Sin.Brendan, what did you think?Yeah, I thought it was a lovely 1st scene.I agree that it's probably plot wise going to play a role nextweek.But I think in terms of tone.Um, it's important to have because very shortly after they land onthe ship, the doctor and Donna are quite tense and even sort ofhave a go at each other.So having this bit at the beginning where they're both wanting tomake the part about gravity and both saying, no, don't, don't dothat.And then they say it at the same time.You know, it cements that even though Donna has blowed up the newTARDIS, the TARDIS console room.They're still best mates and they're still, you know, they want tobe having fun.So of course, Russell T. Davies is like, I'm going to torturethem.Um, Brendan, it's the 2nd go that Doctor Who's had, uh, in the newera at a new version of gravity, because in the Impossible Planetthe doctor mentioned gravity shmavity.So now we've got gravity, schmavity, mavity.Let's talk about the setting.Russell T. Davis apparently said that he was inspired byunderworld part one.Uh, and I was getting some planet of evil vibes.You know, we're way out in the sort of extremities of the universewhere normal rules no longer apply.And that's true of all 3 of those episodes, I think.But I thought maybe this was the scariest version of that.Peter?Um, I saw that Russell mentioned underworld.It actually put me in mind of what I just talked about, theImpossible Planet, because Impossible Planet was on this kind ofyou know, this planet out on the edge of a black hole.You get the impression it's the furthest they've ever gone.This may be the furthest they've ever gone further than that.But yeah, you're right.The rules are suspended.So in the impossible planet, they actually faced the devil as faras, um, and here they face these 2 kind of beings who we've nevercome across, sure if they're unleashed into our universe willcause havoc.And I like that.I like that feeling of danger and being removed from the TARDAS.That happened in the impossible planet, where it fell down intothe crevasse, and we didn't know what happened to it, and here, theheads operate.Could throw back to the crotons.And so it's really unsettling and unnerving, and that's what Iliked about this episode.Yeah, the, The story I was most reminded of, at least in the 1st10 minutes, was um, uh, Skezzo, the big finish audio, which is a 2hander between Paul McGann and India Fisher.And of course, roughly around the time we get the golf cart, weknow it's not that.And the golf cart's adorable.But, you know, right down to the slight tension between the doctorand Donna when they start arguing about why the TARDIS hasdisappeared.And it also straight away gives us another indication that this isnot just the tense doctor again because when Donna gets upset, hetakes her hand.He kisses it.He becomes very quiet and very soothing.And, you know, it's not all Dick Van Dyke and apples and pears.Um, And as for the as for the ship itself, it's a beautiful designuh, the director of this episode, Tom Kingsley has put together aum, Twitter thread of a bunch of behind the scenes, videos, andit's amazing how little of the set was actually built on how muchof it is, um, CG for that long corridor.And there's also a very amusing video of him as the giant versionof the monster chasing after the golf cart in an animatic.And it's just him sort of running on all 4s.Well, pretending to run on all 4s on a cushion.But yes, I hardly recommend anyone. everyone check him out onTwitter.Yeah, I think it looked incredible.That ship was really something, wasn't it?Just extraordinary.Yeah.Yeah, I mean, I can sort of see that it's sort of 90% CGI, I hateto say, that you sort of, you sort of just get so used to, to theway that, that looks.I'm not criticising it.I mean, it's just it's just something that you can say.I actually was reminded of 2001's Discovery spacecraft in thisvery long backbone with kind of a big bubble at one end.You don't really get a clear shot of it.The clearest shot of it actually is when it's just about to startblowing up.But I was kind of reminded of the shape of 2001 discovery in thatsequence happens.Look, I really liked the, you know, once the episode actually getsgoing with, and you sort of discover, you sort of, it graduallyunfolds what's happening, I love the sort of red herrings becausewhen we 1st see the, well, the duplicate doctor and Donna for oneof the better description of them, you're not entirely surewhether they're malevolent.You think that there might just be some weird thing.You think that they might even be part of the ship's, you knowcomputer trying to keep them company or something weird.I mean, I had all sorts of thoughts flowing through my head.Not sure how it was going to unfold.And also the thing is, I didn't know that it was going to onlyjust be the 2 of them for 95% of the episode.I didn't know whether that was known or whether that was asurprise for everybody.Yeah, no one knew.People were saying Matt Smith was going to be in it or, you knowthe reanimated corpse of William.Alan Ford.Yeah, you know, the reanimated corpse of Caroline Ford.Like, yeah.The thing, though, with the with the with the bits where, you knowmy arms are too long and and and where the jaw starts dropping tothe floor is it's all kind of weird and strange without beingrevolting.I found that quite entrancing to watch.You were never grossed out by it.You were just kind of, you know, you couldn't take your eyes offthe screen.I actually thought the big hands and stuff were actually kind ofgross because they were very real and it kind of emphasised justthe fleshiness of it.And I think it is...I think it's an episode that could only come into a world where wehave those text to image AIs, you know, like Daly or stablediffusion that, you know, creates people with the wrong number ofmouths or teeth or or, you know, that can't quite get peopleright.And someone did post something suggesting that it owed somethingto the fury from the deep animation, which I'm secretly going topretend is true.Yes, less underworld, more furious than the deep reanimation.Todd.I really liked the fact that you had that point of view ofsomebody watching them in that corridor to begin with before wegot up to the duplicates.And even when the duplicate started, I was going, is this sort oflike, for a moment, it's going, is this sort of intercutting witha scene, perhaps, in the future or something like that andflashing back?And then when the not Donna walked in, I sort of went, no, there'ssomething, then the penny began to drop.And I just liked the, I liked the fact that it was just them, youknow, and I certainly gave David an opportunity to play a lotquieter moments and more still and menacing, which I thought wasgreat.Um, and for his 14th doctor to do different reactions.I certainly felt that despite some moments that are very muchhim.There was a lot more range and a lot more stillness and um, in hisperformance than previously.Do we think this is actually a 14th doctor thing or do we thinkit's just the fact that it's the David Tennant playing the rolehowever many years later, and so inevitably the performance willevolve and change.Like John Pert, we playing the 3rd doctor in the 5 doctors, forinstance.I think I think that, yeah, David is more experienced as an actorbut also, I think from an actor's point of view, He wouldn't wantto come back and do it the same way.Like, you know, he did 48. episodes before.I think I think if he comes back, he'll be like, I want to dosomething new and I want to honour the fact that Matt, Peter, andJody have all have all followed him.Brendan, my fanbrain wants to say 47 David Tennant episodes, butif you're adding the Starbeast, let's say 48.Oh, 46.Okay.I may be counting dreamland in that.That's just a number I have in my head.But you're right.Dreamland is not a proper episode.I shall have to go look that up.I shall have to go look that up.I think it was very clever, the fact they could only get, obviouslyDavid and Catherine for 3 episodes.And so they maximised their potential by placing them front andcentre, not having any distractions, just having them up againstthemselves.So we get more donner and doctor for our buck.But also, I mean, going back to the quality of what it was likeand what the episode follows, I think there's been a lot of talkof its nearest antecedent being midnight. and that's true.But I like the fact that Russell flips it on his heads.Midnight was all about what you didn't see and that was unnervingwhereas here he flips it and makes it all the body horror of whatyou do see.And so you have, you know, David Tennant doing the spider walkingfrom X. You have sort of the big crushed limbs together whenthey're huge.You have, obviously, the jaw dropping and all of that.And it was all about making visuals scary without a lot of, withouta lot of verbiage to go with it, which I really liked.It's all that dialogue too, between the doctor and the notdaughter and the opposite, like, you know, where they're actuallydelving deeper into what's going on in over the last 15 years.And so we're getting answers, but they're not necessarily gettingthe answers between each other.I love the fact that I think that Donna actually lies at the endwhen she says that she doesn't remember because I think it'sobvious that she does.And, um, you know, I think it was great that she was concernedabout her family and wanting to get back and, and I know I'mjumping ahead here, but the moment at the end where the spaceshipis footing and she's there.The absolute look on her face, the horror.I mean, he, he is, and I thought, 0 my god, they're going toactually, you know, kill her for a moment.And I was on the edge of my seat, but also in terms of thatcharacter, realising that, you know, she can let the doctor go, sheneeds to go back to her family because this is too much.And I really like, one of the things I liked about this episode issort of the setting up of that, the doctor talking about, The fluxand the timeless child, I think, you know, Russell paying dues tothat and giving that a bit of weight and giving us, notnecessarily answers, but, you know, I thought we never got theanswers we needed, but here he is putting things in that can carryforward.We never found out what the flux did, and it was very much a caseof half the universe wouldn't want us to mourn.Let's go off and have a holiday on a sentient beach.You know, like, and Russell makes it land.He says, all right, half the universe was destroyed and he makesthe doctor feel something about it.And that was really quite weightless, I think, at the end offlux.We really never got that payoff.And he didn't have to do that.And I'm kind of glad that he did.Isn't it funny how the half universe that gets destroyed, never isEarth's half and always is Trarkan's half.Yeah, that's good though.The 25% of the console of the TARNIS that gets jettisoned neverincludes the console room either.So, you know, but I actually think that he's actually making it.It is all of those things, but I think also, most importantly, he'smaking that little statement saying, yes, that all counts.Yes, I'm not I'm not going to try and pretend that it didn'thappen.Yes, I'm accepting it and we're going to own it and we're going tomove on.I think that's what that's about as well.Russell would never do anything as inelegant as trying to erasethat from Doctor Who's history, but, you know, he's got the he'sgot the ability to give it a bit more weight, which is really allwe need.Yeah, well, no, not necessarily a razor, but just forget aboutit.Like it would be so easy just to sort of, we'll never, we'll justnever talk about it.You know what I mean?Yeah.It's why I think Doctor Who can ever be rebooted because we wereall there.We saw all the previous episodes, they happened.You know, we all watched Flux.It happened in our living room and having the doctor kind of denythat or just never mention it again is weird, I think, in themodern era.It's kind of like, I have no problem with Doctor Who nevermentioning dimensions in time, right?I have no problem with them never mentioning it.I do.But here's the thing.There's a new adventure that basically says it was a horriblenightmare the doctor had, you know, after he had a dinner thatdisagreed with him and I kind of look at that and I go, that'smean spirited.Like it's mean-spirited to the people who love dimensions intime.And it's, it's also just kind of like, if, if you want to sort ofsay it didn't happen, just don't, yeah, just don't talk about it.But to say, no, it definitely happened and here's an emotionalpayoff from it.I found that highly effective.And especially something I loved about it was when Tennant walksout of that, the doctor has to take a moment to get the rage andthe sorrow out in some way.And we've seen Tennant do it before in the end of time, but Ithink it's so much more effective here because there are nowords.It is a guttural sobbing.Anger instead of a speech about how he could, he could have donemore.He could have done this.It's it's um, it's visceral and emotional, which I think is veryappropriate for this episode.I just thought, you know, the episode manages to be aboutsomething more than just sort of scary monsters in a spaceship, andit is about the doctor and Donna trying to have conversations witheach other about real things and failing because they're speakingto the duplicate all the time.And as you said, Todd, there's that thing at the end where theysort of have that conversation, but Donna can't bring herself toadmit that she knows what went on for the doctor during those 15years.Um, and then the TARDIS lands and she says to him, you timed thatin order to avoid an awkward conversation.And so it's all about them getting together after all of this timebut not managing to properly speak to one another.And I thought that that was really good and really interesting.And again, it's refreshing to have an episode that's aboutsomething more than just the space problem that we're encounteringthis week.It, it gives a gravity to the situation, Avatar.Yes, the natity to the situation and and to this story.And like, I mean, it would have been so easy to say we're going tohave 3 specials and they're all just going to be whizz, bang, youknow, sort of like dalek, cybermen.God knows what.And I think this is, this is why I love this episode so much.And I loved last week as well, but it just is, I was just, it wasjust compelling and it was, there was an interiority to it that Ijust really liked and, yeah, it was the right, I think it was theright direction to go because obviously next week it's going to belike, well, we'll see.It's just such a lovely idea, having the doctor and Donna bythemselves facing another doctor and Donna, while they can't facethemselves or each other.It's just, you know, welcome back Russell.So let's talk about next week.I think we are in for a sort of big dumb spectacle of the kindthat I really like, but I'm sort of happy that it's not going toinvolve Daleks and Cybermen unless we've all been horribly duped.How did you feel about the cliffhanger and that scene?I really love the fact that Donna knows her family so well to knowthat the one waiting for her will be willf.You know, and she's the thing is, she's fine with that.Like she doesn't say, oh, you know, Rose will come back once everyso often and that's fine, but my grandad, he's going to be therewith a flask and, you know, and there he is and that's beautiful.As a cliffhanger, you know.We've had a story, as we've been saying, which is aboutcommunication and failed communication, but also, there's severaltimes where the doctor and Donna put aside their fear or theiranger to solve the situation and to support each other.And they get back to earth and people are randomly attacking eachother and there just seems to be this, this, um, rage virus, Isuppose, to use the term from 28 days later, um, going around andso even the cliffhanger juxtaposes what happens in the episode.And also we get Bernard Crittens.The late great Bernard Crittens.Um, It's, it's, it's perfectly judged.I think that this is the only scene that we get with him.Am I right?Yes.I think Russell's confirmed that today.They did write more for him, but after they filmed this, there wasa mutual agreement that that was enough.He wasn't too much.But then, yeah.But apparently Bernard came to the full read through and everyoneloved him and he was entertaining people and what have you, whichis lovely to hear.And the episode was dedicated to his memory as well, of course.Simon, what did you think?I'm optimistic about next week, um, because I, even though, yesit's going to be, it's going to be that kind of, you know, bigspectacle and lots of things going to happen, but I'm lookingforward to hoping that we're going to have a quite a surrealepisode.I mean, I don't think this is a spoilery thing to say because itsort of was on clips and stuff, but there's a sort of a bit, Ithink it's a fan made video or something of Neil Patrick Harrisand David Tennant sort of dancing together in the middle of all ofthis kind of mayhem and then going off.It's that's the sort of thing that I think can be very odd andvery effective and I'll be fascinated to see how it unfolds andI'm very hopeful.Do you remember before we all saw the celestial toy maker howintriguing the kind of the concept was, you know, the how surrealand strange we all thought it was and how great we thought itwould have been?But that's also because Ian Levine was telling us that it was oneof the best stories ever, remember. that's true. that's right Andso was Jeremy about so many celebration.Yeah.It's not, it's just her, it's just unfortunately realised becauseit's all too laboured in a studio where you can only, you know, cuttwice in each episode.I mean, look, there are obviously many other problems with it aswell.But I think it is the kind of thing that I'm reading, you know, theone paragraph that was available in the 20th anniversary magazinespecial or the doctor, the making of Doctor Who, and being quitecaptivated by it, by the sound of it.Yeah.I'm sure Russell had the same experience.I think we can say with some certainty, the next week's episode isgoing to be better than the Celestial Toy Maker.Because I think while the ideas at the heart of Celestial ToyMaker are quite fun.The execution is no fun at all, whereas Russell is all abouttaking ideas like that and putting interesting spins on them.So I think it's going to be a very good episode.I want I want the trilogic game back in it, please, for nextweek.There'll have to be a reference to it.Surely there has to be a reference to it.I want to return for the feared dodo doctor.Oh my god, though.Seeing Bernard. obviously brought a lump to my throat and it wasjust a lovely moment and with everything cliffhanger with thecliffhanger there.I am really looking forward to what they're going to do next weekand seeing how David plays off Neil Patrick Harris.I think that's going to be really intriguing.And I'm looking forward to seeing the head of unit back.Oh, yeah, of course.Kate Stewart.We're still trying to make Kate Stewart happen.Yes, I'm still trying to make her happen, right?I am actually looking forward to seeing her, seeing what she, youknow, yeah.I can anticipate she'll have a furrowed brow and no emotion.How about that?I'm hoping we get Shirley and Bingham back.Oh, yes.Yeah, me too.We do.We do.Oh, good.Yeah, you can see her in that scene where the doctor is on top ofthat building and the toy maker is pointing the gun at him.You can see her in the background.It's great.Excellent.Good.I thought that Mavity may have come into play with the fake donorin the TARDIS, right, with her slipping up there, but it didn't.And I actually predict that it may not actually come into playnext week.It might be a thing that goes on longer.Okay.Which would be quite interesting.Yes.The mention of the boss in the Starbeast.Russell has already confirmed that that's a season 14, possiblyseason 15 thing.Right.We haven't really talked about the self-destruct mechanism of thatspaceship in, let's just assume it was running at normal speedrather than the hyper slow down speed.But basically you set the self-destruct of the spacecraft.And then this tiny robot walks along this very, very long corridorto then press a button and then blow the ship up.I don't know why you don't just press the button yourself.It's uh, it's interesting.Well, she, it's very self-out the air, but very effective.It wasn't available to press the button, I think.No, but you're operating self-destruct under normalcircumstances.Yes, again, I suppose what are the normal circumstances that youself-destruct this ship?All right.Well, unless anyone has anything more to add.I think we might wind up.I'm going to plug some things.The flight through entirety series 9 coverage.Kind of finishes this Sunday with the retrospective.We have 2 episodes of Startling Barbara Bain. already releasedcovering the 1st 2 episodes of Space 1999.She's extra startled.She's super startled.We have maximum power powering its way through series 3 of Blake7.No one's gonna correct me?Numbers?Numbers?I've given up Nathan.And I never cared.And we have untitled Star Trek Project, which will this week, Godwilling, be covering Star Trek for the voyage home.Oh, you deserve a treat.Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.We've had a rough run, I tell you what.I'm quite fond of that.It's wonderful.It's really great I confess I haven't seen it this century, so Imight have a different view of it if I watched it again.It's very period.Yeah, yeah, just say that. 80s is period drama.That's right.All right.So all that remains is for me to say, until next time, rememberthat people being hot is always a good thing.Thank you very much for listening and good night.See you soon.Good night.Good night.